Meet the Darcys

There's a lot of mushy speech in this section where Liz is all, "So how did YOU fall in love with ME?" and Darcy's all "But how did YOU fall in love with ME?" and it's wonderful but exhausting and you get the idea.

Mr. Bennet lets Mr. Collins know promptly that Elizabeth and Darcy are engaged, and he advises him to start sucking up to Darcy, not Lady C---because, news alert, Darcy has WAY more money than Lady C.

And the rest of them? Well:

• Mr. Bennet misses Lizzie and visits Pemberley a lot.
• Bingley & Jane buy a house.
• Kitty stays away from Lydia and hangs with Jane & Lizzie.
• Mary stays at home.
• Lydia asks Lizzie for money. (what else is new?)
• Lizzie tells Lydia to stop asking. She does send the Wickhams some money, and Darcy helps Wickham with his career, but neither of them are welcome at Pemberley.
• Caroline and Lady Catherine get over it.
• The Gardiners find lots of excuses to hang with their favorite nieces and nephew-in-laws.

​And that, as they say, is the end of that.

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